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Aliquem
Alicubi Aliqua Tempore |
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The Club with the shortest constitution in the world
You know who you are ... You know what you are. You wander the sidelines, boots in hand mumbling, "Are you guys short?" You have never had to wash your shirt because you're always playing in somebody else's. You don't keep score... hell you don't know whether you won or lost so why would it matter. Every team needs you... sooner or later. Take heart, you're not alone. Join a growing fraternity of players who have expanded their horizons and cast aside the restraints of allegiance to dedicate themselves to the game of Rugby Football, for a game and only a game. The IRS Rugby Football Club crosses all club, union, and international boundaries to unite a unique individual ready to answer the call from anyone, anywhere, at anytime; or as or motto translates to Latin:
Aliquem º Alicubi º Aliqua Tempore
You will never again have to answer to any criticism
for playing with a visiting club against your own. The phrase "I'm
a Rugby Slut," will say it all. And what better way to even the
score with that twit who's been stomping all over your feet at practice
for years.
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MEMBERSHIP APPLICATION
I, _________________________________, hereby apply for membership with the INTERNATIONAL RUGBY SLUTS RUGBY FOOTBALL CLUB, and in so doing, swear to abide by the constitution of the aforementioned Club. The only resolution of the Club being that its members will play the game of Rugby Football for Anyone, Anywhere, Anytime as the demands of the game require.
Signed: _____________________________________
| Mailing Address: ___________________ _________________________________ _________________________________ _________________________________ _________________________________ |
Phone: ________________________ Fax: __________________________ E-mail: ________________________ Present Rugby Club(s) ____________ ______________________________ |
For membership card, newsletter, and catalogue of Club gear, please forward application with $20 Canadian funds to:
| IRS Rugby Football Club, P.O. Box 4603, Nanaimo, B.C. Canada V9R 6E8 |
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